Caffeine (the band) may be what you want for a great night out you’ll remember, and now it looks like you need Caffeine (the drug) if you want to remember that night for a very long time. It turns out caffeine “protects the brain” from Alzheimer’s, at least if you’re a rabbit. You can read more about it here.

So next Saturday, the 12th, come out to the Hill Station (located at 7838 Cincinnati - Dayton Rd, West Chester, 45069) for the Caffeine you want, then go find a 24 hour Starbucks for the caffeine you need. Even if you’re name isn’t Bugs or Peter.